if someone asks if youre wearing the same jeans as you wore yesterday and you are just say “have you ever heard of a washing machine” because they will think that you washed them but you are actually just assessing their knowledge of basic household appliances

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Wakko is a chaos god

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*deep sigh of contentment*


so i’ve found that Legally Blonde/LotR crossovers are literally the best things

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You might think I’m cold-hearted. I am.

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oh my god

he inhaled his scent. he smelled of (ingredient 1), (ingredient 2) and something undefinable, that was uniquely (name of buttsex partner)
- every single fanfiction uploaded in the last two years oh my god  (via brood-of-froods)

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"Simmons" // "The TARDIS"

Anonymous whispered:
Imagine Bucky suffers relapses into the Winter Soldier once he comes to Avengers Tower with Steve. It takes a long time of talking to him and holding him down, or sometimes just restraining him until its run its course, for Bucky Barnes to come back. Its these moments that kill Steve because Bucky always comes back shouting " WHAT DID I DO? WHO DID I HURT?!" every time. And it breaks Steve to se his best friend so terrified of himself.



they never let him hurt anyone - steve makes absolutely sure of that - and over time, it happens less and less often, but bucky never really stops being afraid of what he could do if he lost control.

Oh god and imagine if one day, someone is just coming back to the tower, but Bucky is in Winter Solider mode when they walk in. Maybe it’s Bruce, calm, polite Bruce who just went out to get some milk because they ran out (Phil probably finished it, again, without telling anyone) and he happened to trip and fall down, so his hands and knees are scraped up. And then when Bucky comes back, he sees Bruce washing blood off his hands and worries so desperately and hates himself so much that he just runs to the bathroom and bolts the door. And Steve tries to talk to him and Natasha tries to talk to him, but no one knows that he saw Bruce and freaked out. No one can do anything, until Bruce is done, and realizes what happened. 

"Oh no," says Bruce.

"What?" Steve replies, on edge that more things are going wrong.

"It was me, he saw-oh, no, Bucky!"

Bruce moves quickly to the door and takes a deep breath and looks at Steve and Natasha as he says, “Hey, Buck? Can you open the door? I tripped and fell and I’d like to get some band-aids.”

There is a shuffle inside, and then the door unlocks and gradually opens.

"You… Fell down?" Bucky asks gruffly.

"Yeah, stupid, right? I was avoiding this little girl on her bike and one of my hands was full, so I fell on my knees pretty hard." Bruce shrugs.


Bucky moves away from the doorframe for a minute, but returns into Steve’s and Natasha’s sightlines with a small box in his right hand.

"We only have Disney princess ones, I think."

"YES!" Tony shouts, making them all jump. "I was WAITING for someone to need those!!"

Anonymous whispered:
The goblin King from the labyrinth.

(I would gladly answer this, but I’ve only seen this movie once in my life. And I didn’t enjoy it at all. Don’t get me wrong, it’s a classic, but it freaks me out too much to give the characters any thought.)


in west narnia born and raised
through the wardrobe was where i spent most of my days

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and I’ll break them down:

  • How I feel about this character
  • All the people I ship romantically with this character
  • My non-romantic OTP for this character
  • My unpopular opinion about this character
  • One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon.

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do you ever think about how it only took steve rogers saying bucky’s name to unravel 70 years worth of brainwashing because i think about this every single fucking day